Unscripted conversation with Modiji

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Me: Namaste Modiji.

Modi- Jai shri Ram. Bharat mata ki jai. Vande Matram. Jana gana mana....

Me- Bas bas..

Modi- vanakkam!

Me: Modiji aap aam khate ....

Modi- Chup bsdk.. sawaal puch. chaat mat

Me: Modiji china has taken away our land in Galwan valley. Aap kya kadam utha rahe hain ?

Modi- Congress party ka naam suna hai?

Me- Abe saale...maaf karna gusse mei...

Modi: Chal maaf kiya. Agla sawaal.

Me: More than 20 soldiers have died in clash with Chinese. How are you planning to take revenge?

Modi- Uninstall Tik Tok..

Me: Bsdk..

Modi- We will give a befitting reply to congress via Sambit Patra on previous scams.

Me- But mera sawaal....

Modi- Amit shah ko janta hai?

Me- Ok moving on. Desh ki GDP continuously niche gir rahi hai. ispar kuch kahenge aap?

Modi- Nehru ne 70 saal pehle..

Me- But aaj ke PM aap ho?

Modi- Robert vadra ka naam suna hai?

and so on

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